Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Operation: Fishslap

Ladies and Gentlemen; We got him.

On Saturday Afternoon, Special Forces operating in the backwoods of Central New York, to the south of Moravia, and West of Cortland have located the Birthplace of Millard Fillmore.

After a failed attempt in the Spring of 2006 to locate the site, the second attempt made on October 23, 2010 was successful.

Reports indicated that the first mission failed due to a lack of proper directions and misleading signs. The first mission was off by less than a mile in locating the Millard Fillmore Birthplace due to a left turn on Millard Fillmore Road. A right turn was found, by the study, to have been the correct one.

I would like to congratulate the team, especially the navigator of the operation and the navigator of the previous operation.

Mission Accomplished!

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